The Cubs have won the NL Central, only the third time they have done so in my entire 32 years on this planet.

And my favorite cyclist Roberto Heras of U.S. Postal took the lead at the Vuelta de Espana. He'll win the race tomorrow.

For one night, everything is right with the universe. I fully expect a meteor to crash into earth tomorrow and snuff out all life.

Balance must be maintained.